Thursday, December 18, 2008

A cherished family recipe

I'm not much of a cook or baker, but there are somethings I can make well.  I get requests for this recipe year after year so I thought I would it share it with all my bloggy friends.  Enjoy!!


Tequila Christmas Cake

3 cups flour
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit


Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the tequila
again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another
cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Christmas



15 comments:

JWilson said...

OMG I so needed that laugh this morning. I may have to try this awesome recipe this weekend. :)

Sara said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Shannon said...

Now THIS sounds like my kind of recipe! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!




Cherry Christmas to you, too!

Jen said...

my 2 favorites, cake and rum. Lovely.

CaraBee said...

Hysterical! My tolerance is so low these days, I would be done for after the first "quality control sample."

Z's Mom said...

OH you make me laugh...so is there only like a tsp of tequila in the cake by the time you've tested it so many times???? :)

Blogging Mama said...

That was great. My parents are visiting for two weeks I may just need this recipe!

Jennifer said...

LOL--that sound like a winning recipe!

JANE said...

LOVE it!!!

Melissa B. said...

OK, I almost peed my pants! BTW, please don't forget my Sx3 tomorrow...it's seasonal-and hysterical!

Jen B. said...

Love it! Thanks for the laugh!!!

Jenny said...

Love it!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Now that is my kinda cake!

Swirl Girl said...

mmm, {hiccup}

sounds tathsty!

Shannie said...

Hahahahahaha!!!! Now, THAT'S my kind of cooking!!!!