I was just perusing some of my old posts and some of them had many more comments than was normal for me when I was posting regularly...so apparently:
* I've made friends with many, many Chinese (or Japanese, Korean...I really can not discern between the Asian languages)
* I am in need of a penis enlargement or medications to help me in that area (I had no idea!)
* I am in need of fertility medication
* I am eligible to receive new subscriptions
....and many, many more. Needless to say, I've changed my comment preferences to try to avoid these fake friends in the future...what a pain in the a$$!!